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"Damn, my Xbox just crashed again!"


This feature may seem childish to a few of you, but I have noticed alot of Microsoft fans have been bashing the Nintendo Gamecube because it will be going head to head with Microsoft's Xbox at the end of this year. Well I'm here to burst their bubbles, this blocky low texture quality giant box, sux.

"With all that money you would think Microsoft would be able to design its own 'style' controller instead of grave robbing Sega and Nintendo. Also with all those buttons in usless places it reminds me of the Jaguar... another all american wonder console."


The Xbox's pad must be the biggest rip-off since Sony released the 'Dual Shock' pad. It looks exactly like a black Dreamcast pad, it's even got the same color buttons, and guess what they are? A, B, X and Y. It seems ever since Nintendo put these on the SNES pad, nearly all Console pads have been using them. Come on, can't people think of their own letters?! At least Sony did the original thing and went with shapes. Oh, and Guess where the Memory cards go? Yes, that's right, in the pad.


Nintendo Inventions Copied:

D-pad (all)
Shoulder Buttons (all)
Analog Thumb stick (all)
Force Feedback (Sega, Sony)
Controller Expansion slot (Sega, Microsoft)

"If Sega presented this obese black version of the Dreamcast to all you Microsoft lovers, you'd laugh your sorry asses off."- Game fan

Ah, here you can see whats to come. Nice blocky robot, blury textures on the walls and a nice 2D looking character at the bottom. Is that fire coming out of his a**?!


This is a game for the Xbox. You can still see blocky surfaces. No waves at all. Simple texture mapping. Hydro Thunder for Dreamcast still looks way better. Waverace 64 for the Nintendo 64 has more waves and textures than this Xbox game!


"hmm... where did I leave my Suitcase? No wait, that's my Xbox"

-Article by ESPIO





Gamers agree; what really matters are the quality of the games, not the specs of the future game systems. Screenshots are worth 1000 technical specs. Take a look...


XBOX Vs. GAMECUBE

"I want to see where the heck those 150 million polygons a second are in XBOX games!!!"
-Falco-X


The decission is yours: Get a standrized PC, or get a true next generation videogame system.




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